MOST WANTEDUNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION – CAUSING CHAIN REACTIONS, ROBBING OF GOOD NAMESEIFU FANTAHUN[NO PHOTO AVAILABLE]Aliases: Seifish, Sefish
DESCRIPTION OF KNOWN FACTS
Hair: None (bald)
Complexion: Light brown
Weight: 170 to 200 pounds
Remarks: Seifu Fantahun speaks fluent Amharic. He is believed to be a friendly individual and can be charming.
CAUTIONSEIFU FANTAHUN IS WANTED IN ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA, FOR CAUSING A CHAIN-REACTION TO A SERIOUS OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS HAPPENING LATELY TO A MAJOR ETHIOPIAN CELEBRITY, ONE TEDDYAFRO, AFTER WHOSE ARREST HE IS BELIEVED TO HAVE SKIPPED THE COUNTRY ALLTOGETHER.CONSIDERED UNARMED AND HARMLESS.IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT THIS GIRL WHO LIVES SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ‘SARIS’ AND ‘MESHWALEKIA’; GOES TO SCHOOL AT ONE OF THE B-COLLEGES AROUND STADIUM AND LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER ETHIOPIAN FEMALE HER AGE, EXCEPT FOR HER CONSUMING DESIRE TO PUT AN END TO THE SAID [WANTED] INDIVIDUAL’S LIFE.
On a less playful note:
I was hoping my last post on TeddyAfro would be my last post on TeddyAfro and that we will be able to move on with our lives [and talk about something else .. for a change!] Which is why I refused to comment on his recent arrest, inspite of Yehe’s repeated attempt to make me. But things have proved more serious than they did first. So following is the news on “Addis Fortune” regarding Teddy’s arrest, for which, if convicted, he might get 5-15 years imprisonment. I’m hoping they’d change his “fiird” to money (which I’m sure they’d find him guilty of, whether he did it or not). Not because he is above the law, as everybody seems to think, but because people get away with murder all the time, why not “aynn yaarefebet” young celeb some consider as the only light at the end of the tunnel?! Now, I am a skeptic! I do not have [as] much faith in mere mortals, laying nothing in store by them. But, inspite of his over-the-top fans, he’s an ok kid! Just in the wrong country, at the wrong time.
Lemanignawim amlak yirdaw!
Fortune Newspaper: Teddy Afro Behind Bars