Miss Saigon, she so horny

I’ve held a grudge against Asians in general, and Chinese women in particular [except Cambodians and Filipinos, the “non-Asian” South-East Asians, who I have friends from and marriages with] ever since a Chinese home-owner refused to rent me a room in his government-subsidized apartment because his young wife had told him he can’t rent it to people who weren’t “Chinese peepo”. I didn’t stay long enough to look into his religious convictions. Infact, I have only made it as far as observing that the wife of his buying didn’t speak English and there wasn’t a toddler eating dirt out of the carpet no one was allowed to step on without taking their shoes off that first time I visited their abode. But the powers that “cause the position of the planets, the music of the spheres, the flap of a tiger-moth’s diaphanous wings in Central Africa, and a whole bunch of other stuff that Makes Shit Happen” must have decided to play the Karma card on him then and there. Because a year after he sent me a-packing with my deposit intact and no lease, I came across him begging passers-by to help him push his broke-down car out of harm’s way. I was sitting in the bus, with the driver for company, three stops before the terminal. “I’m driving the bus, and there is only a young woman here”, said the Metro-guy to my would-have-been-Land-lord when the old faggot begged him to lend a hand, “So you gotta find somebody else to help you or push it yourself”.

After the bus was able to move out of the jam, and the old man was safely behind us, I cleared the throat. “I’m glad you didn’t ask me if I could help.” I said “Because I would have passed him by if he was dying in the street. That guy refused to rent me his apartment because I was black!”.

My story first out-raged, then pleased the driver who was, I might add, as white as a polar bear with a sun-burnt face liver-spotted here and there. After telling me I should have reported the Chinaman, or done things to him that only a chosen few need know about, he added now he was glad he didn’t go out to help him. “What goes around comes around, buddy!!” were his final words.

So when I came across the blog Stuff Eurasian Males Like, and the following post in particular, I couldn’t pass it up :-). Yes. I am a mean-spirited small person who hold one man’s ill-deeds against a whole race and enjoys laughing [creating posts on blogs she has no intention of maintaining, as well as sharing the joke with readers at the expense of] people she considers her “enemies” (I.e. Chinese women and East-Indian men – the latter for their distasteful accent)]! Not to mention how self-hatred has always been a strong aphrodisiac to me. I can’t resist a person with it, or their article.

Enjoy.

Asian girls hate white girls for not treating white boys right!

Asian women have left behind the dusty Confucian foot-binding harem of the Orient and embraced the freedom and liberation of the West. What better way to prove that unlike their brothers, they are REAL Americans, then to be liberated modern feminists??? Except nothing proves just what a FOBy foreigner you are, then to think feminism means submission to the white man. Yellow feminism means getting on your knees for the white man. Strange that all strands of genuine all-American feminism, White Black Red Brown, all assume that the White Man is the one keeping women down. But Yellow Feminism means getting down for whitey. Thus White men who can’t stand how bitchy, spoiled and uppity and feminist white women are, well praise Asian women for standing up to their cruel masters and finding liberation in strong white hairy arms.

Asian girls HATE white girls. Asian girls just can’t get white girls. White girls are blessed to own the most handsome, hairy, rich, smart, strong, powerful, manly men in the world. And they don’t treat their men right. When an Asian girl sees a white girl dating a Black,Brown or Latino man, her mouth drops in shock. Talk about tossing pearls before swine. Asian women aren’t even at the top of the hierarchy, yet they are more racist than white women. Asian women look down on Black, Brown and Latino men far more than the daughters of the KKK do. The fathers of white girls who date black men, lynched, the fathers of Asian girls who refuse to date Asian, Black or Brown men were lynched by white men. Viva la difference!

But Asian women know how to treat their poor white men, right if white girls won’t do the job. Sucky, sucky me love you long time. Asian women aspire to be the women, white men deserve. Sweet, quiet, silent, submissive, obedient, worshipful. They will stoop to humiliations and degradations, white women could not begin to imagine. And they will do it with a smile, and a happy ending. An Asian women will gladly do for free things that would make a white prostitute barf. IF white girls don’t know how good they have it with white men, Asian girls are more than happy to take up the load. Ahhh the white men. Those Viking beasts that conquered the world. Those masters of civilization. Who would ever dream that the daughter of that yellow race of slaves, would be able to share the bed with such a classical work of art? If white women find slaves and gardeners sexier than Mastah, so much the worse for white women. Sally can sneak out back, while Ching Chong runs the plantation with Mastah.

Poor poor white man. Surrounded on all sides by reverse racism, immigration, affirmative action, the yellow peril, mean ol feminists, but don’t worry. Ching Chong is hear to make it all better. When an Asian woman sees a white girl taking white boys for granted, her blood boils with rage. What she would give to have the chance to be a Geisha girl, to the geekiest loser among whites. What the white woman throws in the trash, the Geisha picks up as treasure. Sally’s trash is a Geisha’s treasure. No white boy left behind.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a beautiful hapa boy in the baby carriage- ME!