Of Cars and Crows

June 9, 2016 at 9:12 pm 7 comments

You don’t know what it means to be picked on until you have been picked-on by a crow three times in a row. It is very hard not to take it personally; it’s cawing bloody murder every time you appeared [as if you were sent from the inner depth of hell], jumping from tree to electric wire to make sure you have left the vicinity, dive-bombing at you and missing you by an inch. Add to this trauma the discovery [like an eye that can’t be closed once opened] that there were a lot of these mother fuckers tip-toeing around. Soon you would find yourself jumping at every flap of every feathered creature’s wing. At every cat that frowned at you. At the squirrel that sprinted in your way before finding its grip on a tree and running up for dear life. As for the dog that startled you when looking up from your phone, you better hope the owner has a strong hold on the leash. Because it would start “leyaj, legeraj mascheger”ing, and you would find yourself both a victim of uncalled-for aggression and apologizing for something he clearly needs to work through. “Dogs need to learn to mind their own business” – endil Troy.

The first two times it happened, the crow-harassment not the dog taking offense at my texting while walking, I haven’t worried much about it. Have even laughed when Troy said “Crows are good judges of character” as to why I was being chased out of town by one. Round 3 was not as amusing. I have, in fact, wondered if it wasn’t an omen; a foretelling of an impending doom; a crow-on-human racism [this is, after all, the “posh” part of Capitol Hill – where bridges over-look Cascade mountains and humans jog in name-brand sweatsuits when they aren’t walking dogs with shiny-coats]. Have wished I had owned a gun, or a baseball bat, or even a pepper-spray that would incapacitate the little bastard before I kicked the living shit out of it. “You aren’t so tough now, are you biatch?!” – I would have bragged, while applying feet to beak.

The fourth time, I was in full panic mode! It was not just the one crazy asshole cawing and taking swooping-shots at me. Two more have joined the cause and they were “maQaTeling” the neighborhood with “chu’het” while making escape quite difficult. I did make it out alive, after alarming two White women by my hide and seek routine to avoid the crows’ field of vision. And almost running into traffic while attempting to dodge what one writer called “the original angry-birds”. Upon finding my breath, calming the fluttering heart, and an area that doesn’t seem populated by the hateful species; I fed the question “crow attack human” into my google-search and waited for a response. Apparently, it was neither my [dark] fashion sense, nor an invisibly-inked “Mark of Cain” on the forehead, or even being mistaken for a past-offender that stirred the crow-community against poor ole moi. May-Mid June, was, apparently “fledge season”: where crows help their babies learn how to fly. And their over-protective parental sense tends to make them mistake anything from a folded umbrella to a tied hair to a flapping buckles of your big messenger bag [as in my case] for a nest, a dead bird, or some such nonsense.

The relief was so intense, so vindicating, I wanted to retell my ordeal in the form of a graphic novel. Start with a murder of crows in a meeting, where a young and handsome crow [ex-military; lost wife and kids to some human-induced accident] with a “you be damned” attitude is pled against by the elderly to stop harassing the neighborhood nanny. That there was nothing to indicate she presented a threat. To stop recruiting their naive [idiotic] sons to its cause, and get the help he needs. And his revolt against the powers that be. And how the story ends with the poor woman’s death; but not before she got the kids in her charge out of danger zone; taking a bullet for them – as it were. With the lesson being how crows were like all [human] communities, or old white men, who would assume the worst at the sight of every [harmless] ‘tsegu’re liwit’.

The following isn’t a people-equivalent of a gaggle of hormone-crazed crows. It is what happened one Summer afternoon [in Federal Way, WA] when the red light refused to change.

Cars ejecting themselves out of the line like a throw up. Honkings, swervings, curses, almost crushes. Mad dashes, victorious laughters, middle fingers. And quite cars filling into spots vacated by angry drivers. Fresh faces of willing motorists ready to wait, to obey the law, shading their eyes from the sun with glasses and newspapers; occupied with earlier conversations, hesitant smiles, not knowing what all the noise was about. Hopeful  trusting faces who believe in order [!] and still give a damn.

Until they no longer do.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. andthree  |  June 11, 2016 at 4:21 am

    😀 😀 😦

    Speaking of omens, do you remember The Omen movies from back in the days? So scary talaqochachin endinayew ayfeqdulinim neber. Still i rememeber there was a crow somewhere in there and now the mention of crows reminds of the movie. Could it be that you are one of the few Tsadqans left in town and ya keysi has it in for you? 🙂 stay strong , abesheet.

    Degmo, I’m witchu on the feet to beak. Let em know that this shit ain’t gon fly no mo. Your Indian name would be Crow Killer 😉

    The plotline of the graphic novel rocks. And I believe the red lights that won’t change could stand for lives put on hold.

  • 2. abesheet  |  June 11, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Lol. Perhaps. Thanks for being such a sweet kid.

  • 3. andthree  |  June 12, 2016 at 3:22 am

    and thank you, abesheet, for writing.

    one of the reasons i like visiting is because it gives me the opportunity to feel younger 🙂 just like the tagline that goes “travel to ethiopia and feel seven years younger”.

    but truth be told አንቺን የምታህል እህት አድርሻለሁ እኮ! 😀

  • 4. abesheet  |  June 12, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    😆. Whatever I can do to help.

  • 5. Layla  |  June 25, 2016 at 8:27 am

  • 6. Layla  |  June 30, 2016 at 10:19 am

    I am sorry abesheet for being a nagger but is this Jewellery for the maker(jeweller) or for the buyer. ha ha. Dehna senbitch. selam. bye. 🙂 http://static1.squarespace.com/static/56bdac533c44d8873efa1222/t/56c3e40340261d1a89e160a5/1455678496918/African+Jewellery+Australia.

  • 7. abesheet  |  July 6, 2016 at 12:42 am

    I will be damned if I knew, Layla darling. And you are never a bother.

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